psyducked: an Oscar winning performance
koishy: my favorite type of men is ramen
gloomyteens: During the hearing, Lindsay’s attorney Mark Heller kept jumping up to talk and Lindsay ran out of patience … telling him, “Don’t say anything else.” Heller ignored her and got up to talk again, and lindsay said, “Oh my god, I’m going to kill you.”
I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table,...– Dorothy Parker (via modernise)
milkyblue: kyubae: SOMEONE DID A PRNANK CALL...
arcs: this is the only thing i cared about that occurred during 2012
attractiveblogger: ive never had a handjob or a blowjob or even a real job i’ve never worked a day in my life